daag tu chala jaye ga
Ye souch kar us ny shadi
walay ghar say khana pocket
me dall lia FARAZ.....
Daagh to chala jay ga,
ye waqt phir nahi aay ga.....
walay ghar say khana pocket
me dall lia FARAZ.....
Daagh to chala jay ga,
ye waqt phir nahi aay ga.....
smile...!!!
A smile
to start
a day,
A prayer
to bless
your way,
a song
to lighten
a moment,
a cheer
to say,
GUd morning,EID mubarak
to start
a day,
A prayer
to bless
your way,
a song
to lighten
a moment,
a cheer
to say,
GUd morning,EID mubarak
No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
these r my wishes for u,
today,tomorrow,and everday.
"EID MUBARAK"
only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
these r my wishes for u,
today,tomorrow,and everday.
"EID MUBARAK"
ADVANCE"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
Is se pehly k EID,,ki sham hojaye
Humara sms auron ke tarha aam hohaye
sary mobile network jam hojaye
OR,,EID,,wish karna aam hojaye
ADVANCE"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
Humara sms auron ke tarha aam hohaye
sary mobile network jam hojaye
OR,,EID,,wish karna aam hojaye
ADVANCE"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
Faraz ka rishta
Lrky wale:Apki beti ka nam kiya hy?
larki wale:Aapki pyari,
Hmari payari,
Sabki payari,
Rampayari
Ap k larky ka nam?
Larky wale:Aapka raz,
Hmara raz,
Sabka raz,
FARAZ
larki wale:Aapki pyari,
Hmari payari,
Sabki payari,
Rampayari
Ap k larky ka nam?
Larky wale:Aapka raz,
Hmara raz,
Sabka raz,
FARAZ
Sardarji or american
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American wants to play a game. Sardarji is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep. The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American. "Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500. The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep. And you thought Sardars were dumb!!!!!!!
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep. The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American. "Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500. The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep. And you thought Sardars were dumb!!!!!!!
Sardar ka mobile chori ho gaya
Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass ha
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass ha
Sardar fail ho gaya.....
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
